June 17, 2009
The truth about ninja

Apparently, ninjas NEVER wore all black and DO NOT have awesome powers like creating illusions of themselves or transforming into logs. Now, all my pubescent fantasies are crumbling and I feel lost, totally and irrevocably lost, I mean, what is the point of wanting to be a ninja if I don’t get to wear emo robes and use ninjutsu?

  1. oxymoron posted this
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