Old ladies are adorable
EXT. My apartment
Old Lady 1: Look at my plants, aren't they adorable?
Old Lady 2: *nods in agreement*
Old Lady 1: You know, my two friends and I love gardening.
Old Lady 1: But my plants grow better than theirs. You know why?
Old Lady 1: Because I talk to them. I tell them, I have done my part, now do yours and grow.
Old Lady 2: *glances at me with a knowing smile*
Old Lady 1: *gestures at the plants in benediction* Lord, thank you for making my plants grow.
Old Lady 2: ROTFLMAO
Jun 14th